This strip, like all these strips, Really Happened. Though with fewer pictures, and a deer head instead of a moose. Yes, a deer head. Let me emphasize again how very much a of a hick in the sticks I am. Mass attack by your home decor is the bitter ironic comeuppance of lazy picture-hanging.

Also: The Veldt! It's a short story...? It's by Bradbury...? Read a book!*

Seriously. Bradbury is great. Go find it. And then wallow in the tenuous relevance, here.

*Read a book speech paraphrased from The Tick, animated joy of the 90s. I am an *old* hick, but it was a great show. So, uh, "watch a DVD!" too, I suppose.